If you want to ruin a perfectly good day, go to Target and try on swimming suits.
Here is one that I tried on today, it is called a “monokini”. Yes, a “monokini”.
This might be the swimsuit I tried on, but it’s definitely not how I looked in it standing in the Target dressing room with the bad lighting, still wearing my white socks. I had thoughts of eating less and jogging more go through my mind. About 20 minutes later I left discouraged and comforted myself with a candy bar.
Welcome to a day in my life.